MY DAD

My Dad is called Craig Andrew McLean.  He looks like a guy in his 50s who's been sun bathing for 6 hours, even though he's only 42. He has a number two haircut and black hair. He has brown eyes and a badly shaved chin. He is an accountant. When I ask were he is he says, '' I'm playing the guitar in my room'' but really he is playing on his iPhone.

Ollie